MoveOn.org having delusions of adequacy

Eli Pariser, head of MoveOn's political action MoveOn.org, threw down the gauntlet before the DNC. Spinning his tin-foil bennie's propeller at max RPMs, he wrote:

For years, the party has been led by elite Washington insiders who are closer to corporate lobbyists than they are to the Democratic base," ... "But we can't afford four more years of leadership by a consulting class of professional election losers."

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"Now it's our party: we bought it, we own it, and we're going to take it back." [Emphasis mine—johnh]

Oh Please... oh please... Just do it... Morbid visions of Democratic immolation dancing in my head: Ralph Nader in 2008! Howard Dean for DNC Chairman! Michael Moore in 2008!

Whew! I gotta stop this; it's making my heart beat too fast. These aren't just morbid fantasies, they're salacious GOP porn.

MoveOn is making this blowing-out-the-Democrats-at-the-elections thing too easy. Can you picture what the outcome on Nov 3, 2004 would have looked like if Howard Dean was on the ticket? It would have been a McGovern-style whupping—not a 51%-48% squeaker.

Unfortunately, I suspect that the Democrats have way too many adults who aren’t about to voluntarily hand the keys over to their moonbat subtribe. They may be Democrats but—unlike the MujahaDean jihadists—they’re neither insane nor suicidal.

But what if the Deanie-weenies win the power struggle? What if this mutiny by the lunatics on this mental-hospital ship succeeds? Well, boys and girls, your cue to begin watching the show is when the lunatics seize control of the helm; this is going to be one of the ugliest political train wrecks in our lifetime.

I have high hopes that MoveOn will make the Democrats current disaster a complete, cataclysmic catastrophe.

Film at 11.

Hat tip to Drudge

Update:

The title of the Cranky Neocon's post speaks for itself: Monster turns on Master. BUWAHHAHAHAHA!


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