Re: Old Europe's hissy fit: right back at you!
First of all, I want to send a heartfelt message—via the following image—to all the incontinent leftist-Euro-weenies who screamed their outrage at Bush’s reelection.
ahhhh… that felt good. Right back at you, weasels
Europe’s leftists melted-down after Bush reelection. Most of their reaction was something along the lines of “how can you dumb bastards deliberately do this again?” I’ve collect a few choice specimens of Euro-wussy rage.
Here is the UK’s Daily Moron’s election day front page:
Note the text at the bottom of the front page: “U.S. Election Disaster”.
Here is a fragment of aprimeval scream article by Brian Reade, which appeared in this edition of the Daily Mirror:
Can’t you just feel the love? Don’t you just feel totally uninterested in what a needledick limey thinks of how we want to run our country?
I’m not going to worry any more about Brian because Mark Steyn has already roasted his article:
Richard Z. Chesnoff discussed the leftist Euro-weenie meltdown in this article:
Here are some covers from the German news magazine Der Spiegel:
American-ex-pat Der Spiegel commentator, Jody Biehl, explaining why she “can’t go home” to America, said:
Jody, I couldn’t agree more; I think we both will be happier so long as you reside anywhere else other than the U.S.; you can’t stain my country with your presence when you’re living in Germany.
The Euro-weenies are more concerned with containing America than confronting terrorism. Europe is predominately a bastion of transnationalism; an ideology that relies on transnational organizations (e.g., the UN, the EU, the ICC) and pieces of paper instead of blood and steel for national security. The U.S.’ dismissal of transnationalism—relying on military might instead of pieces of paper—affronts Euro-weenies.
American success—both economic and geopolitical—reveals European debility. Euro-weenies need American failures to obscures the full extent of European decline. The last four years have been unkind to European pretensions. Two quick American victories in Afghanistan and Iraq embarrassed the leftists’ predictions (actually wishful thinking) of American disaster. America’s economic growth, even during a war, continued to outpace Europe sickly, overregulated economy. America’s population growing while Europe’s is aging. America is toughening its homeland’s security while Europe is being colonized by her ex-colonies.
American success is a hazard to Europe’s transnationalism.
The Euro-weenies were yearning for a Kerry victory. A Kerry presidency would indicate an defeat of American exceptionalism and would foreshadow—the Euro-weenies hoped—American decline. Now Bush’s reelection destroyed the Euro-weenies delusions that America’s will was weakening. These headlines are how the Euro-weenies vent their frustration with our stamina.
They now know they can expect another four years of American ascendancy. They can expect that Iran’s criminal regime —another one of Europe good clients—will probably be destroyed by Bush. They know the risk of America’s project in Iraq failing is much reduced.
Put another way, they know that America’s prestige will continue to rise while their prestige will continue to decline; and it’s killing them.
OK Euro-weenies, you bunch of weasels, you’ve expressed your opinion of my vote and now you’ve received my review of your opinion.
I’ve already discussed how opinion surveys show that Democrats’ notions are much more similar to the way Europeans think than Republicans. Considering that fact, I’m just barely able to restrain myself from ending this post with the above image of Uncle Sam, but altered such that the text reads:
Update: Great minds think alike.
Update 2:
Like my Photoshopped (actually I used PhotoImpact 7) image of Uncle Sam returning his best regards to the Euro-leftists? Then you'll love http://www.werenotsorry.com/; a site that that is posting dozens (soon to be hundreds) of like-minded photos and photoshopped gags.
Know a photo or good image that sends a suitable message to the weasels, the jihadists, Kim Jong Il, or any of our other enemies who yearned for Kerry's victory? Email it to them.
And now another case of "great minds think alike". I was aready thinking about such an idea, but these guys beat me to it. Help Them Leave is
And this is the best part:
I like it.
ahhhh… that felt good. Right back at you, weasels
Europe’s leftists melted-down after Bush reelection. Most of their reaction was something along the lines of “how can you dumb bastards deliberately do this again?” I’ve collect a few choice specimens of Euro-wussy rage.
Here is the UK’s Daily Moron’s election day front page:
Note the text at the bottom of the front page: “U.S. Election Disaster”.
Here is a fragment of a
The self-righteous, gun-totin', military lovin', sister marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport ownin' red-necks, who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land "free and strong".
Can’t you just feel the love? Don’t you just feel totally uninterested in what a needledick limey thinks of how we want to run our country?
I’m not going to worry any more about Brian because Mark Steyn has already roasted his article:
Well, that's certainly why I supported Bush, but I'm not sure it entirely accounts for the other 59,459,765. Forty five per cent of Hispanics voted for the President, as did 25 per cent of Jews, and 23 per cent of gays. And this coalition of common-or-garden rednecks, Hispanic rednecks, sinister Zionist rednecks, and lesbian rednecks who enjoy hitting on their gay-loathin' sisters expanded its share of the vote across the entire country - not just in the Bush states but in the Kerry states, too.
In all but six states, the Republican vote went up: the urinating rednecks have increased their number not just in Texas and Mississippi but in Massachusetts and California, both of which have Republican governors.
Richard Z. Chesnoff discussed the leftist Euro-weenie meltdown in this article:
The 43rd President of the United States may have won a powerful vote of confidence from his countrymen, but an awful lot of sour Europeans - not to mention a significant number of bitter Asians, Africans and Middle Easterners - still consider him an international bad guy.
It's not just the war in Iraq. It is the President's very American sense of decisive, strong leadership; of placing U.S. security (and that of the entire free world) above diplomatic niceties. In Europe's twisted thinking, Bush is nothing more than the epitome of the "Ugly American," the arrogant, gun-toting cowboy many Europeans and other non-Americans love to hate out of their own sense of inferiority, jealousy, bitterness and often downright ignorance of facts and figures.
Here are some covers from the German news magazine Der Spiegel:
American-ex-pat Der Spiegel commentator, Jody Biehl, explaining why she “can’t go home” to America, said:
I am sickened. I want the cavalry to come in and take these pretenders away. Or better, I want the extras in this bad film to burn down the stage.
But, this is no B-movie. George W. Bush is back in office and that means for the next four years I cannot go home. For good and for bad, I will remain an ex-patriot in Germany. My reasoning is simple: If there is enough support for someone like Bush to get re-elected, I simply do not belong in America.
Jody, I couldn’t agree more; I think we both will be happier so long as you reside anywhere else other than the U.S.; you can’t stain my country with your presence when you’re living in Germany.
The Euro-weenies are more concerned with containing America than confronting terrorism. Europe is predominately a bastion of transnationalism; an ideology that relies on transnational organizations (e.g., the UN, the EU, the ICC) and pieces of paper instead of blood and steel for national security. The U.S.’ dismissal of transnationalism—relying on military might instead of pieces of paper—affronts Euro-weenies.
American success—both economic and geopolitical—reveals European debility. Euro-weenies need American failures to obscures the full extent of European decline. The last four years have been unkind to European pretensions. Two quick American victories in Afghanistan and Iraq embarrassed the leftists’ predictions (actually wishful thinking) of American disaster. America’s economic growth, even during a war, continued to outpace Europe sickly, overregulated economy. America’s population growing while Europe’s is aging. America is toughening its homeland’s security while Europe is being colonized by her ex-colonies.
American success is a hazard to Europe’s transnationalism.
The Euro-weenies were yearning for a Kerry victory. A Kerry presidency would indicate an defeat of American exceptionalism and would foreshadow—the Euro-weenies hoped—American decline. Now Bush’s reelection destroyed the Euro-weenies delusions that America’s will was weakening. These headlines are how the Euro-weenies vent their frustration with our stamina.
They now know they can expect another four years of American ascendancy. They can expect that Iran’s criminal regime —another one of Europe good clients—will probably be destroyed by Bush. They know the risk of America’s project in Iraq failing is much reduced.
Put another way, they know that America’s prestige will continue to rise while their prestige will continue to decline; and it’s killing them.
OK Euro-weenies, you bunch of weasels, you’ve expressed your opinion of my vote and now you’ve received my review of your opinion.
I’ve already discussed how opinion surveys show that Democrats’ notions are much more similar to the way Europeans think than Republicans. Considering that fact, I’m just barely able to restrain myself from ending this post with the above image of Uncle Sam, but altered such that the text reads:
“Hey, Blue States!”
Update: Great minds think alike.
Update 2:
Like my Photoshopped (actually I used PhotoImpact 7) image of Uncle Sam returning his best regards to the Euro-leftists? Then you'll love http://www.werenotsorry.com/; a site that that is posting dozens (soon to be hundreds) of like-minded photos and photoshopped gags.
Know a photo or good image that sends a suitable message to the weasels, the jihadists, Kim Jong Il, or any of our other enemies who yearned for Kerry's victory? Email it to them.
And now another case of "great minds think alike". I was aready thinking about such an idea, but these guys beat me to it. Help Them Leave is
...a 501(c)3 organization dedicated to helping people who can't stand living in the United States with George W. Bush as the President. We understand your pain and we will help you relocate to another country at absolutely no cost.
And this is the best part:
How We Can Help You
In return for your irrevocable renunciation of your United States citizenship, and a sworn statement that you will never return, we will provide free one-way transportation to one of our politically matched recommended countries on one of the jets we have chartered to provide this service.
I like it.
posted by johnh | 8:41 AM
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