Hunting Killer Rabbits in a pond near you SOON!

Bob White emailed this bit of irony Navy to Commission Attack Submarine Jimmy Carter.

Naming a war machine "Jimmy Carter" can only be accomplished via willful indifference to both logic and evidence. It simultaneously makes a U.S. Naval war ship seem only threatening to us and proves that someone, somewhere, has a really, really sick sense of humor.

I must hurt the miscreant very badly.