Amber Alert! VP candidate missing!

I found this giggle on Commies for Kerry:


fer sure, fer sure 

Additional identifying characteristics:

• Prissy, known to use a compact mirror when primping hair.


• Lightweight grasp of nation security issues.


• Helium-filled grasp of nation security issues compared to Dick Cheney.


• This Ex-Trial Lawyer has been recently occupied defending a known traitor from attacks by American Patriots.


• Substantially more wealthy than his American Patriot opponents due to using junk science to win huge malpractice awards. Just look at his bank account if you want to see where your health insurance premiums are going.