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Thursday, January 20, 2005

Iran Will Defend Against U.S. Attack

Iranian President Mohammad Khatami warned the U.S. "Iran has plans to defend itself should the United States make any aggressive moves". He added 'The possibility of a U.S. attack against Iran is very low. We think America is not in a position to take a lunatic action of attacking Iran,' Khatami said. 'The U.S. is deeply engaged in Iraq.'"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was the best laugh since John Kerry challenged the SwiftVets to "Bring it on" and then, maybe 24 hours later, began begging Bush to call them off before they hurt him too badly.

OK, let's get back to the warning growled by Iran's Mad-Dog-in-Chief. After a cursory examination of about, oh, 32 milliseconds, I determined that this threat was so loopy that only Barbra Boxer wouldn't giggle.

I mean, really, the President of a country that LOST a war with IRAQ—a country we dispatched in three weeks—is warning us that we better not mess with Iran if we don't want to get hurt.

Yeah, right.

He just wants to keep us from removing his criminal regime until he gets his nukes debugged. Then he wouldn't need to bluff.