The French Combat Knife

For a limited time only, get the KY-86 Combat Sheath

This high speed survival weapon comes with a yellow "PEACE" sheath, which can be broken down into two (2) tactical panty shields. These French military-issue quilted menstrual pads are velcroed together to form the sheath. They each feature a special contour shape, to ease in road march rash, and come in a delicate 'Desert Flower' scent.

Manufactured in Dien Bin Phu, Socialist Republic of Vietnam, the "Old Yeller" KU-86 French Army Knife is now available in limited numbers to the public. This state-of-the-art survival knife is the exact model currently issued to the elite Frence soldiers. This knife has a look all its own and contains all the special tools every French infratryman requires to for survival on the modern field of battle.

The knife handle consists of indestructable OD green Kraton handles, bisected by a bold yellow stipe and capped with stainless steel end pieces. The French Flag is proudly depicted on one side.

Packed inside this French powerhouse are a lanyard loop; a 'stars and stripes' pacifier, for practicing sucking on America's tit; a back azimuth compass, to aid in hasty retreats; a 3 1/4" 420HC stainless steel butterknife blade; a pop-up white flag, for emergency unconditional surrenders; a hair comb. for keeping vogue combat hairstyles in place; and of course, a whine corkscrew.


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